Friday, 11 December 2009

Dear Father Kissmas,


As I have been such a good girl this year (charity events, recycled everything that didn't move, green transport wherever possible, given time freely, studied hard and not given or received a single kiss) I would like to ask for the following: a long, hot holiday and the opportunity to be paid for being creative.

I understand that you get many requests, and that mine is quite large, but I can assure you that I will be most appreciative and do truly deserve them.


If however you feel that you are unable to fulfill my wishes, may I ask for a foot/bicycle pump as I can't seem to locate mine at the moment. But more importantly, could you make a small donation to www.digital-kiss.com, account number 20778538, sort-code 60-05-24. All proceeds received before 14 December 2009 go directly to the charity SmileTrain®


Thank-you for considering my Kissmas application. I look forward to receiving soon.

Warmest wishes, festive cheer and a droplet of sparkle,


Ms Digital Kiss



Ps I shall bake you any flavour cookies for your whistlestop tour in 13 days.

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